GLADoS - what the fuck did you just fucking say about me
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phithera:

so i worked out how to make GLADoS’s voice and

yeah

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

weirdedout:

ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!

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officialyofficial:

officialyofficial:

so i just found out this really hot guy at my high school is in gay porn

what a time to be alive

DO YOU PEOPLE THINK IM KIDDING

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officialyofficial:

New Demi-sexual motto: you gotta grow in me before you go in me

officialyofficial:

God bless goat simulator

officialyofficial:

God bless goat simulator

babygirlxii:

officialyofficial:

Oh my god

Hey, I was there. Lol

babygirlxii:

officialyofficial:

Oh my god

Hey, I was there. Lol